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Poodoo HUMOR
Star Wars
Episode VII- Return of the Biff
(Part I | Part II)
This is what we know of the cast so far.
| Marty McFly | A young man from "earth". When you hear about his ancestry, all you'll be able to say is "This is heavy, Doc!" |
| Doc Emmet Brown | A scientist fromt he same planet as Marty, he is rumored to be called Master Brown in the second half of the film, and to say "Great Scot!" more times than necessary... |
| Darth Sidious | Sith Lord, enjoys killing a Jedi before tea every Sunday. |
| Darth Biff | Sith apprentice to Sidious, rumored to be ancestor to every villain in film history. |
| Luke Skywalker | Whining, young Jedi, rumored to be have changed his name to McFly over a lost bet... |
| Watto | Junkyard dealer, rumored to be the only dealer to have a T-14 flux capacitor in his galaxy... |
| Master Yoda | Jedi Master, rumored to say "Great is Scott..." over 100 times in the film. |
| Han Solo | You know who he is! Was last seen driving a DeLorian into the Tatooine sunsets... |
Our team here at Insider Spoof- sorry, Scoop- are the first members of the media to be allowed into the premises of ILM since the "incident". About 4 months ago, a photographer and reporters of a popular news magazine were executed after they were found with pictures from the set. As you know, since Star Wars was declared a National, International and Galactic treasure by the respective authorities, any harm done to it is punishable by death.
ILM, as you know, stands for "I Love Mucas"; and is where most of the post-production editing and parties take place. Today, we have heard, the Jawas are throwing an all-you-can-drink party in celebration of the first Jawa to grow 4 feet tall.