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Poodoo HUMOR
Star Wars Episode VII- Return of the Biff
The title for the heavily anticipated sequel in the ever-popular Star Wars saga has just been announced as "Star Wars Episode VII- Return of the Biff". Till now, the movie was only referred to as Seven; which had led to rumors that the plot was about a psychopath killer, thus pleasing many fans who had thought Episode I was childish. But those rumors were quickly put to rest when Forge Mucas himself publicly stated that there were "no psychopaths outside earth, and earth was far, far away from where his story happened. If, in fact, the psychopath did try to get there, by the time he reached the story would be over." You can always trust Mr. Mucas to logically explain every plot point.
Among other rumored names were "1.2 Gigawatts of Force", "In Which Mucas Makes More Money" and the fan favorite "Star Wars Episode VII: This Time We are Making the Special Editions First". The first one ("1.2 Gig") was actually considered, but the guys at ILM got confused over how many midichlorians made a Gigawatt.
Now, as we approach the highly anticipated release of ROTB, we know a lot more about the film than we did in the days when Mucas had just announced that he would follow up the saga with another 37 episodes. So from here on, until Epsode XXXIII, we hear at Insider Spoof- oops, Scoop- will give you the inside story as only we can!
The plot, as understood through rumors and speculations, is that Marty McFly and Doc Emmet Brown end up a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away; with a burnt out flux capacitor on the DeLorian. During their stay they discover interesting things about both Marty's and Doc's ancestry; and encounter an unexpected Sith apprentice as a nemesis!