- ...you frequently get headaches trying to move things with your mind.
- …you say “Use the Foooorce†in completely serious situations.
- …you tell people your hunk-of-junk car can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
- …you don’t care that a parsec is not a measurement of time.
- …Jar Jar Binks makes you cry.
- …Mark Hamil calls you a Star Wars nerd.
- …you have a tan line from your Darth Vader helmet.
- …all your home movies involve you and a lightsaber.
- …you’ve had an argument about whether Darth Vader’s breathing sounds like “huul-kaaâ€, “hoo-pahâ€, or “choo-kaaâ€.
- …you know the back story of every creature and character that has even a single second of screen time.
- …you had a memorial service for Chewy (RIP).
- …Guiness makes you think of Ben Kenobi instead of beer.
- …you think of lightsabers every time you use a flashlight.
- ...you use Star Wars quotes as a part of your daily life.
- …you watch a show you hate because they used a Star Wars quote once.
- …you can name three generations of Hutts.
- …you buy Star Wars costumes with no real intent on wearing them for Halloween.
- …your license plate says “WildKarddeâ€
- …you know the Old Republic history better than your own country’s.
- …you defend George Lucas no matter what.
- …the intro crawl of A New Hope still makes you quiver.
- …you’ve lost several night’s worth of sleep wondering where the yellow ladder on Luke’s X-wing went.
- …you’re bummed that Taco Bell never made a “Chancellor Supreme.”
- …you worry about which fictional comic book story is more real than the others.
- …you really love this website.